With the following enabled, UPNP should not attempt to open a port at the router for 8333, however in the latest stable the port is uselessly opened. At best it's doing nothing productive, at worst it's just advertising the existence of a bitcoin client.
onlynet=tor
tor=127.0.0.1:9050
discover=0
listen=0
Compiling with USE_UPNP=- works as a temporary solution, but is by no means ideal.

